Thames Valley Police have arrested a man after an attempted burglary in Westlands Road, Newbury yesterday 10th August.

At around 8pm offenders attempted to gain entry to a property by throwing a brick through the patio door. The offender was disturbed by a neighbour and made off.

A 29-year-old man from Skyllings, Newbury, has been arrested on suspicion of burglary and is currently being held in police custody.

"Naughty boy, now don't do it again.  We hope we haven't hurt your feelings!"

Quoted from Greenham Common

"Naughty boy, now don't do it again.  We hope we haven't hurt your feelings!"

"or infringed your human rights!"

He is probably out on bail already to visit his sick mother.  

Quoted from Administrator

Thames Valley Police have arrested a man after an attempted burglary in Westlands Road, Newbury yesterday 10th August.

At around 8pm offenders attempted to gain entry to a property by throwing a brick through the patio door.

Plural but singular arrest.
A rank amateur anyway there must be easier and less noisy ways of getting access to a property.

Bet you that he/they dont pay for the smashed patio door!!

Quoted from Uncle

Bet you that he/they dont pay for the smashed patio door!!

He may be told to pay compensation if found guilty but as he almost certainly won't have any money to spare he will probably be made to pay at 50p a week.